Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that's taken over our lives.

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You've likely been pining for years.

You've probably shared your pining with all your Facebook friends.

You're desperate to know whether Joey is now a professor, Rachel had fourteen children and Ross is on his third marriage.

Sadly, you may never know. Even more sadly, you may never see a remake of "Friends."

Though rumors of a "Friends" reunion have wafted around for years, Jennifer Aniston -- Rachel herself -- has just declared it unlikely, as is a reboot. The reason? Why, technology.

"We were jokingly saying that if 'Friends' was created today, you would have a coffee shop full of people that were just staring into iPhones," she told the Thrive Global Podcast with iHeart Radio. "There would be no actual episodes or conversations."

I'm not sure whether they'd be staring into their iPhones. They'd just as likely be staring into their MacBooks. So many coffee shops these days are full of people communing with their PCs.

"They are designed to literally hijack our minds and to create this addiction to the screen," said Aniston of our pocket computers.

Apple didn't immediately respond to a request for comment.

One can see, though, Aniston's point. Even when we're out to dinner, our phones are perched on the table, panting for our attention. How often have you seen couples not staring into each other's eyes and fulfilling each other's needs, but instead looking down into Facebook feeds?